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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Ten Ways To Ensure You Will NEVER Be Admitted To College
Do you delight in defeat? Are you a "winner" only as defined by Charlie Sheen? Are you applying to college simply to pile more rejection onto your life-long resume of regret?

If so, this post is for you. 

(If you're one of those do-good-ers who actually wants to attend college, you should probably avoid doing anything on this list. It won't do you any favors.) 

How NOT to be admitted to college, after the jump:

Monday, January 9, 2012

FAFSA Filer Award: Easiest. $1,000. Ever.

Step 1: Fill out the FAFSA with Marymount's school code (010474) included by March 1st. 

Step 2: Earn $1,000 in free scholarship money toward your Marymount College Tuition (on top of any other scholarships you've been awarded). 

Summary: $1,000 for filling out a form you have to fill out anyway. Yes, we agree: we're crazy. Crazy awesome.