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Thursday, February 17, 2011

In Honor of Spring Preview Day: The Top Ten Things To Preview Before You Commit

You definitely want to actually see a college before you enroll, which is why you should attend our Spring Preview Day tomorrow, Friday, 2/18! No, it isn't anything like Groundhog day, but it is going to be a soiree worthy of "Punxsutawney Phil" himself! We'll have student panels; campus and residence tours; breakfast and lunch; faculty presentations; alumni presentations; and, rumor has it, our director of admission is going to arrive in an egg!

It starts at 8:00am. Be there.

On another note...Don't you wish they had preview days for other areas of life? It could save a lot of grief. Read on for our top-ten list of things (other than a college) that you want to actually preview before you make a decision to commit. 


10. Any mattress you purchase on Craigslist.
















8. The spelling aptitude of your tattoo artist.















6. Your roommate's general hygiene.
















4.The warranty on any automobile made in France.

















2. Your online lover.













 1. The relative length of the bungee cord.




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1 comment:

  1. The gender of the individual you bring home from the bar...

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