Attention! ¡Atención! Achtung! Faites attention! OBS! 注目！Внимание! Perhatian! الانتباه! 주의!
New students!
Read on for the schedule!
That is all.
That is all.
Showing posts with label Orientation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Orientation. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Sunday, July 24, 2011
There's More Panic About Housing Than When Fannie And Freddie Burst The Bubble
With our August 23rd and 24th move-in dates fast approaching, many of you are thinking about your upcoming stay in our Residential Communities, and that thinking has given rise to some pressing questions...
Friday, January 21, 2011
Spring Semester is About to Begin! (Orientation Schedule)
Winter is over.
Our campus will no longer be abandoned to fog, landscapers, and lonely admissions personnel. The locals can pack away the parkas and galoshes that have been so crucial in fending off the frigid 50 degree nights. There will be absolutely no need to check the weather for at least the next 364.2 days, as the divine plague of strange liquid will soon cease falling from the sky. Traffic will lighten considerably, and the Hollywood Elite will no longer have to watch their livelihood take a speedy ride down to PCH on the geographical slip-and-slide upon which they decided to build their palaces.
Rejoice, my So-Cal brethren! Springtime is here!
...Well, academically, at least.
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